I keep opening up this site intending to start a blog. Then, instantly I forget what I wanted to write about. I have a billion ideas and now, since I am typing this, I can't remember what any of them are. Here's one that I thought was funny. I only remember it because I texted it to a friend. I'm not going to have any children, but if I did, I would name them after the Rat Pack. Why? Because why not? Another one I remember: I saw a little boy in Wal-Mart the other day wearing a Hawaiian shirt and Harley-Davidson jeans. He couldn't have been more than four or five years old. The thing I remember about the kid was that he had the most awesome mullet I had ever seen. It was also the most awesome mullet I had ever seen on a child. You know, you usually see mullets in Wal-Mart but on adults who know that they are getting mullets when they sit down to get their hair cut. This child had no idea he had a mullet. Which led me wonder what people with mullets call their hair style. Are they aware of the term mullet? I hope not. If people stop getting mullets then my trips to Wal-Mart are going to be boring. Anyway--to go back to the original subject, I had to take this kid's picture. He was too fast, though, so I walked away with no Hawaiian mullet picture. So disappointing. You don't know utter devastation until you fail to take a picture of a child with a mullet. I had to tell someone so I texted McKenna, telling her he was too fast for a picture. She offered that he must be hair-o-dynamic. I agreed.

Today, I had to help with inventory. Fuck that shit. That's all on that subject. Everyone was biting each other's heads off. I'd say they were pms-ing, but a lot of these broads are way to old for that. "hey, how are you today?" "what the fuck do you care!?" on another note, I did a lot of crunches last night. I sneezed today and thought I was going to die.

The Racists

I work in an office. With all women. Can you say, "cut my wrists?" I'm pretty cynical as it is, but a mixture of mood swings and bigoty is no bueno. I mean, if you told these women that niggers and spics are people, they'd look at you like you were crazy. Oh and the homos. Don't even get me started. Of course these stupid skanks don't understand that homos are homoerectus, also people. They also get very frustrated if someone comes in and doesn't speak perfect English. What they don't understand is: neither do they. If supposably was a word, then it might be a different story. They also throw apostrophes around like candy at a parade. On a side note, then and than are two different words, do not use them interchangably.