Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Today, I had to help with inventory. Fuck that shit. That's all on that subject. Everyone was biting each other's heads off. I'd say they were pms-ing, but a lot of these broads are way to old for that. "hey, how are you today?" "what the fuck do you care!?" on another note, I did a lot of crunches last night. I sneezed today and thought I was going to die.

Sunday, January 1, 2012

The Racists

I work in an office. With all women. Can you say, "cut my wrists?" I'm pretty cynical as it is, but a mixture of mood swings and bigoty is no bueno. I mean, if you told these women that niggers and spics are people, they'd look at you like you were crazy. Oh and the homos. Don't even get me started. Of course these stupid skanks don't understand that homos are homoerectus, also people. They also get very frustrated if someone comes in and doesn't speak perfect English. What they don't understand is: neither do they. If supposably was a word, then it might be a different story. They also throw apostrophes around like candy at a parade. On a side note, then and than are two different words, do not use them interchangably.